Jan 15 2009
How to stay in Debt
Step 1: Eat out as often as you feel hungry, sometimes twice in a row if a friend wants to go out to dinner right when you finished a meal.
Step 2: If there is nothing to do, drive around for hours on end using as much gas as you can. A tank a night is best. Don’t be afraid of running out, you will pay for a tow-truck or AAA if you need.
Step 3: Be generally depressed and have an attitude that you should not spend the money, but for just one night you don’t care about spending the money.
Step 4: Get snacks while driving around, candy and slurpee’s galore. It helps you tell yourself you’re having fun.
Step 5: Look at your bank account and wonder where the money went.
Step 7: Pretend it’s just cause you can’t count…
Step 8: Make sure while you check your account you are paying for some advertising or subscription for something you don’t want or need. And keep letting it charge you every month.
Step 9: Laugh, cause it hurts so much…
Step 10: Good job. You’re eternally in debt. Again…
Good luck!
Pete
